Monday, March 21, 2005

More Jade Zen

"Tonight I'm dressing up as a vampire. I LOVE vampires. Oh man. But get these directions for my fangs(taken right out of the ACTUAL text):

'Scarecrow Shredder Fangs(tm) are for entertainment purposes only. What you do on your own time is your business, but please abide by these tips: 1)Do not actually bite anyone while wearing Scarecrow Double Shredders. 2)Do not partake in drugs or alcohol while wearing Scarecrow Double Shredders.'
Meeheehehee...hopefully I'll go against both tips. There's no way I can go a whole night wearing kickass fangs and NOT bite anyone! My army of the undead will be ALL POWERFUL!" -Jade-


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