Friday, March 03, 2006


HERE! Watch This. Come on. Please. Do it. You might learn something.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

This blog has moved to Wordpress.. the new link is HERE!

Serious bullshitq

I am just now realized why Blogger has started to suck so much.. They're launching a "Blogger Plus" thingy that you have to pay money for. Wordpress, here I come.

Shot in the face...

Apparently, the 78 year old lawyer that Cheney shot IN THE FACE.. err, I mean, "peppered"... with A SHOTGUN... had a heart attack. My thoughts on this, in no particular order...

1) Dick Cheney: "Suck it up, I have heart attacks all the time" 2) Can you say "involuntary manslaughter due to negligence" girls and boys? I knew you could. 3) It's all a lie, everybody knows lawyers don't have hearts. 4) What's the big deal? Who hasn't scratched themselves on a briar, twisted an ankle, or been shot in the face while in the woods? It happens all the time. 5) Ok, they said that this guy was in "stable condition". Yeah, right.. and gullible is written on your forehead. He's a 78 year old man who got shot in the face with a shotgun.. no way in hell he's in stable condition after three days. I bet he died very quickly afterwards and nobody's talking to the media.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Favoirte MM quote

"There were so many vehicles, all trying to get out of London. My apologists have claimed the car that I first hurled at Bates was empty, those who'd been inside having previously escapted... I'm sorry that isn't true." . -Miracleman

Monday, February 06, 2006

It's going to be awhile before I switch blogs.. mostly because I'm lazy. So, in the meantime let me tell ya'll about the drama. Okay, so Vicky called me yesterday (most of my dramatic stories start with Vicki) and asked me if I wanted to go to an electronics shop that was having a sale.. she also wanted to get a new phone charger. She had asked me to go on Saturday, but she was busy when I got off of work and then I was busy.. so we ended up not going. Anyway, when she asked me on Sunday I agreed, but said I needed to go eat first. This is when the craziness starts.' Ok, so I'm walking down my street to the Thai place by my house when Serendipity strikes. I hear a voice calling my name from a car parked in the middle of the street. It's a girl named Elizabeth M-something-or-other. I had a stats class with her in college and she used to hang out in Java (Java=coffee shop) every now and then. Now for the weird part... this is the third time I've run into her in Chicago. First, I met her at the UCC (where I lived when I was in law school).. she was visiting a friend for the weekend. Then, I saw her one day on the Red Line at the Belmont stop. Anyway, I get in her car to talk to her while she's waiting for a friend to come out of an apartment building. We talk for a little bit and she invites me to a Superbowl party. Now, granted, I did make plans to go shopping... but, being who I am, how could I possibly pass that up? I'm a sucker for last second party invites. So after we drive around and pick up another girl... I decide I should probably call Vicki back and let her know I'm not going to go shopping with her. She is PISSED. Her response was, first, "What's your excuse THIS TIME?" I told her. Then she says, "Oh, so you're ditching me for some girl you barely know?" Me: "Well, when you put it that way... yes, yes that's exactly what I'm doing." Yeah, that didn't go over so well. However, I had a lot of fun.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

OMFG! Blogger just took away my ability to create spaces between paragraphs. My third world nation is about to get nuclear.

Oh the agony...

Mozilla Foxfire is causing me to lose the cut/paste option. If I use Microsoft Explorer then I can paste stuff... it's almost not worth it. *drops to knees* Why God... *shakes fists in the air* Why?! I tried switching to Word Press and it didn't work. However, Wordpress did have this nifty thing where I could transfer my entire blogger blog over to a new Wordpress blog.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Another try...

Is this gonna work or should I just cut the foreplay and switch blogs now? Read the comment.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Testing.. one, two, three.. testing

I have an idea. Read the first comment.

Hey peoples...

Two things: Ron will be staying in Japan next year. If it wasn't for sushi, anime, giant robots, and geisha.. I'd really start to dislike that place Second, I'm really starting to get annoyed with Blogger. Does anybody know if I can cut/paste in livejournal? or Xanga? I may have to have an out-of-blogger experience. The worst case scenario would be transitioning my blog to myspace. However, those of you who missed the myspace bought would be out of luck.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

*Sigh* Bangs head against wall...

I bought new shoes today I bought new shoes today because I was tired I bought new shoes today because I was tired and put on two black shoes that didn't match when I left for work this morning. I had to stop at Target where I bought a new pair of nice black shoes for $30... I was late for work. In summation: I am not a morning person (However, the pair of shoes I bought were NICE and only cost me $30 bucks. Not too shabby.)

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Nerd Stuff

This is specifically for Rashod... everybody else can tune out. Ok, I just read the first Miracleman Comic.. freak'n sweet. What program can I use to view .cbr and .cbz files? (I think those are what I mean) I downloaded a bunch of comics that I can't read. (The first 10 preacher comics, a few hellraiser comics, a few Misc. Gaiman comics, and a bunch of the Lucifer series comics).

Monday, January 16, 2006

Interesting Discovery

Ashley's link to my webpage is "Weinberg, a wise wise wise man." Now, my initial thought was... "What in God's name did I write on my weblog that gave somebody that impression?" Any thoughts on this? Am I percieved by many to be a wise person? I have a sinking suspicion she wrote that because I chose to discontinue my career as a lawyer.

I don't get it...

The Best Blonde Joke Ever. I found this off Daypop... funny in a not-so-funny sort of way.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Post Secrets

I write less on my blog than I do in the comments section of other peoples blogs because I don't ever really think that anybody reads this thing.

Friday, January 13, 2006


Seriously, I got nothing today. I am spent. It's friday afternoon and I have about another hour until I can leave. The suns still up. Rock. No really, granted, I still have to work tomorrow (10-3), but I'm still going to go out tonight and have a good time as if I didn't have to get up tomorrow. I'll probably end up seeing a show at Schuba's if I can talk some people into joining me. I was at a show last night and told me I was "straight laced." What the hell does that mean, exactly? Is that an accurate description of me? I don't think I want to be known as straight-laced. Honestly, I think he was drunk and was trying to think of a different word. Well, I wont hold it against him. I hope his CT-scan went well today. Interesting thought... I like hitting on girls in bars, however, I dislike getting hit on by girls at bar.

Monday, January 09, 2006

I officially hate blogger...

They took away my cut and paste option. No more news articles. Damn the man... Read this. Do it. Seriously. DO IT! It'll probably piss you off. And make you even more anti-American. Sometimes I want to punch America in the face. Yeah, America and Blogger.

Oh yeah, New Years

Thanks to everyone who made it. I had fun. You all didn't drink enough though. Try and do better next year. I'll probably post more when I'm not so bloody tired.

Kick me.

Sooooooooooo tired. Tax season. sucks. Schedule: Mon: 8:45-9:00 Tues: 9:00-9:00 Wed: 9:00-6:00 Thurs: 9:00-9:00 Fri: 9:00-6:00 Sat: 10:00-3:00 This lasts until April 15th.

Who links to me?